Oscar "OCA"
Office Cactus Assistant
Meet Oscar, Antokyo's best friend, and the only thing standing between him and total shutdown.
Every office has an Oscar.
The dependable kuya everyone goes to when they don't know who else to ask. The unofficial IT guy, HR rep, and therapist, despite having none of those job titles. Tie loosened, collar crooked, defeated by his workload hours ago. Coffee in hand, because it's the only thing keeping the “I still believe in this company” look on his face.
He's been “next in line” for promotion for so long, his boss might retire before he does.
But Oscar doesn't mind waiting. He still believes his time is coming. And when it does, he already knows what he'll do with it.
Take a really, really long break. Because underneath the tired eyes and office polo, Oscar is still hopeful.
Like a cactus. Low-maintenance. Easy to overlook. Impossible to kill.
Part of The Burnout Parliament.
Another state inside The Daily Grind.
Edition Size: 25 pieces
Size: 4 inches tall
Materials: Resin, resilience, and very little sleep
Packaging: Rigid box with protective foam
Includes: Sticker, collector card, certificate of authenticity, and a care card
Ships out on October 6, 2026
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DM or email me for a Wise payment option. It helps cover shipping and keeps things easier for both of us.
We currently offer shipping to the US, UK, Australia, China, Taiwan, Thailand, Japan, Hong Kong, Singapore, and other nearby countries. If your country is not on this list, we offer a standard shipping rate that will be adjusted based on the actual cost of shipping. We promise not to overprice the shipping cost and will happily refund any difference if the actual cost ends up being lower. All items will be shipped via DHL for fast and reliable delivery.
Oscar "OCA"
Office Cactus Assistant
Meet Oscar, Antokyo's best friend, and the only thing standing between him and total shutdown.
Every office has an Oscar.
The dependable kuya everyone goes to when they don't know who else to ask. The unofficial IT guy, HR rep, and therapist, despite having none of those job titles. Tie loosened, collar crooked, defeated by his workload hours ago. Coffee in hand, because it's the only thing keeping the “I still believe in this company” look on his face.
He's been “next in line” for promotion for so long, his boss might retire before he does.
But Oscar doesn't mind waiting. He still believes his time is coming. And when it does, he already knows what he'll do with it.
Take a really, really long break. Because underneath the tired eyes and office polo, Oscar is still hopeful.
Like a cactus. Low-maintenance. Easy to overlook. Impossible to kill.
Part of The Burnout Parliament.
Another state inside The Daily Grind.
Edition Size: 25 pieces
Size: 4 inches tall
Materials: Resin, resilience, and very little sleep
Packaging: Rigid box with protective foam
Includes: Sticker, collector card, certificate of authenticity, and a care card
Ships out on October 6, 2026
Want to save on fees?
DM or email me for a Wise payment option. It helps cover shipping and keeps things easier for both of us.
We currently offer shipping to the US, UK, Australia, China, Taiwan, Thailand, Japan, Hong Kong, Singapore, and other nearby countries. If your country is not on this list, we offer a standard shipping rate that will be adjusted based on the actual cost of shipping. We promise not to overprice the shipping cost and will happily refund any difference if the actual cost ends up being lower. All items will be shipped via DHL for fast and reliable delivery.
